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that our son would buy something as intimate as lingerie. He had never
showed any signs
of extra attraction towards his mother and he had always had girlfriends.
My wife put the underwear back in the box and laughed it off as a joke
present. Our son tried ringing on Mothers Day but his phone kept cutting
out and we finally got an email in which he asked about his present arriving
and that he was heading off in to the mountains for the next two weeks
hiking so extreme
asses would be out of contact till then. |